Thursday, 11 June 2009


Being a bloke is great because:

* Wedding plans take care of themselves.

* You don’t give a monkeys if someone notices your new haircut.

* Wrinkles add character.

* You don’t have to leave the room to make emergency crutch adjustments.

* People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.

* The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

* You can throw a ball more than 5 feet.

* One mood, ALL the time.

* You can open all your own jars.

* Hairdressers don’t rob you blind.

* You can go to a public toilet without a support group.

* You can leave a hotel bed unmade.

* Your last name stays put.

* The garage is all yours.

* You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

* If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still
be your friend.

* If you are 30 and single, nobody notices.

* Everything on your face stays its original colour.

* You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger’s seat.

* Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

* You don’t have to clean your house if you invite friends around.

* You can sit in silence watching a football game with your mate for hours
without thinking “He must be mad at me.”

* If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might
become lifelong friends.

* The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

* You don’t have to shave below your neck.

* One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.

* You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.

* You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

* Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th,
in 45 minute


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